deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

(via orgasm)

"To be, …OR NAH?"

— William Shakespeare (via ora-le)

(Source: spacetiger-bonsai, via pizza)

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

(via bettysmokes)

(Source: shinebythree, via bettysmokes)

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via pizza)

official-chipotle:

He’s so fucking frustrated

official-chipotle:

He’s so fucking frustrated

(Source: 4gifs, via thefuuuucomics)

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

(via pizza)